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ABOUT ME

INTELLECTUAL

Since I was little, I always loved academics. I enjoyed reading textbooks and learning how complex systems work, which naturally led me to science. I live by logic and doing what's right and prioritize the discovery of the truth and solving problems. I was valedictorian in high school and graduated with honors in undergrad. When I realized I wasn't ready to stop thinking about science, I continued my academic journey in a PhD program. Recently, life has taken an unexpected turn and I am now an entrepreneur on a mission to fix what's wrong with academia.

INTERESTING

I'm a multidimensional renaissance girl, unable to fit into any boxes. I am always changing as I strive for self improvement and discover new interests. If I had to choose some natural phenomenon that best represents me it would be fire. My experiences are quite diverse and include firefighting, ultimate frisbee, motorcycles, running, gogo dancing, bartending, bodybuilding, and traveling around the world. I am open minded and enjoy experiencing pretty much everything that life has to offer.

GENUINE

I don't know how to be anything other than myself. I am honest, open, and real. I don't act like your typical pretty girl. I was bullied throughout my childhood and that has molded me into someone who embodies empathy and kindness. I accept people as they are. Even though I'm an introvert, I have a strong desire to connect with people and be something in their life that is good. When I am with you, I am fully present and focused on you.

RATES

For outcall dates and fly-me-to-you dates, please also add the cost of my travel expenses.

1 hour

$600

1.5 hours

$800

2 hours

$1,000

3 hours

$1,400

4 hours

$1,800

5 hours

$2,200

12 hours

evening - morning

$3,000

12 hours

morning - evening

$4,000

24 hours

$5,000

Daily rate for multiple days

$3,000

Magnified Grass

AVAILABILITY

Mondays

2pm-11pm

Tuesdays

2pm-11pm

Wednesdays

2pm-11pm

Thursdays

2pm-11pm

Fridays

2pm-11pm

Saturdays

2pm-11pm

Sundays

2pm-11pm

ETIQUETTE

PAYMENT

Crisp, uncrumpled $100 bills only please in an unsealed envelope. Payment should be placed somewhere visible at the very beginning of our date and never discussed during our time together.

MY TIME

My time is valuable, so please be respectful of it. It is your responsibility to be aware of the time toward the end of our date and make concluding remarks at the appropriate time.

CANCELLATIONS

Cancelling or rescheduling with less than 48 hours notice will result in a 25% cancellation fee, with less than 24 hours notice will result in a 50% cancellation fee, and with less than 4 hours notice will result in a 100% cancellation fee.

CONTACT

New clients, you'll need to be screened prior to scheduling a date with me. Please send me the following info:

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  • First and last name

  • Brief introduction

  • ID/work details - pic of your government-issued ID, selfie, and either 1) a link to your company's website where your picture and name are displayed, 2) a LinkedIn profile with 500+ connections, or 3) a work email address that ends in your company's website domain (either I can email you from my separate email address or you can email me to my separate email address to verify it)

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My email address is a Proton account, so your info will be stored with the highest privacy and security standards.

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